Band Names You Are Free To Use

 

(This is an update from something I put up on Facebook way back when)

OK, here’s how you use this: these are all good band names that are up for grabs – if you want to test them out, simply say the following out loud: “Hi, we’re ( insert band name here); thanks and goodnight!”

“David Bowie & The Spiders From Cleveland”

“The Flying Testicle”

“Ibrahim & The Discounts”

“The Gaping Wounds”

“Jeb Bush & The Fabulous Voting Machines (Formerly the ‘Flying Chads’)”

“Three Girls & A Credit Card”

“Jesus Christ Superstore”

“Pat O’Butter & The Loafs”

“Suspicious Blister”

FOR THAT PSYCHEDELIC BAND:

“The Ungrateful Dead”

“The Stabbing Paynes”

“The Brainless Wonders”

GOOD BOY BAND NAME:

“The  Five Improbable Straight Guys” – or, simply “The Five Improbables”

SOME METAL BANDS:

“Beelzebub’s Son-In-Laws”

“The Jazz Disasters”

“Satan’s Accountants”

“The Deviants” (formerly known as “The Five Gentlemen”)

AND, FINALLY, FOR THAT HIP-HOP/RAP GROUP:

“”Half-A-Nitwit (Featuring DJ ‘Rabbi’ Benjamin Franklin)”

 
Ken Peplowski